Fifty-Five Stupid Memes That'll Make You Facepalm

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andcallmeshirley
Jan 10, 2020 1:08 PM EST

These aren't the most clever jokes you'll come across... Here are more random memes that will hopefully make you crack a smile.

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  • 01
    Face - Jinbar hi simian Simone my name is simone its right there Jinbar simianone simian one u are number 1 yes number 1 monkey Simone my name is literally right there on your screen Jinbar yes i see simi sim simk sala bim Simone im so done
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  • 02
    Face - When you said something funny, but nobody heard you, so you say it again and they ask why you said the same thing twice
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  • 03
    Text - Google how long do snails sleep NEWS VIDEOS SHOPPING ALL IMAGES Snail / Daily sleep three nurse: sir... you've been in a coma For 3 well rested me: Oh Boy, I am
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  • 04
    Text - mail me a shoe @egg_dog kids have you applied the minty paste to the exposed part of your skeleton? yes? well now it is time to lie down in a dark room for hours 5/27/15, 7:02 PM 3,748 RETWEETS 5,968 LIKES
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  • 05
    Green - android users be like "Selfie!"
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  • 06
    Text - When you have Snapchat, but your life's not that interesting, so you just snap a pic of beer and/or food from time to time Omiddleclassfancy
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  • 07
    Junk food - transformation tuesday
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  • 08
    Text - "If only i had checked myself" guy who wrecked himself
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  • 09
    Cartoon - JUST HIT IT AGAIN RUPERT, THE TV IS ACTING UP! W W W.THINGSINS Q UARES VIA DAMNLOL.COM
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  • 10
    Pink - PLEASE POINT TO YOUR IMPER CEPTIBLE TRAUMA I HAVE BEEN MILDLY MINOR INJURED THIS WILL BE A CRITICAL DEVELOPMENT I WILL NOW SUSTAIN A SLIGHTLY WORSE INJURY NATHANWPYLE u/toverstof MWAH
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    Cartoon - IN MY DREAM, I WAS ON THIS VERY COUCH WHEN I GOT UP AND STABBED YOU WITH YOUR OWN PEN. UM, PLEASE - CONTINUE WELL, FIRST OF ALL - I DODGED THE BOOKSHELF.
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  • 12
    Cartoon - When someone tries to call me instead of texting That is so 1991.
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  • 13
    Facial expression - two plus two is four minus one that's three quick mafs -Albert Einstein
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  • 14
    Cartoon - Being spanked as a kid Being spanked as an adult OUD u/TomMcWeedy
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  • 15
    Cartoon - I HIRED A SNIPER TO PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY IF I EVER DO SOMETHING PAINFULLY EMBARRASSING WHAT'S UP WITH THAT RED DOT ON YOUR HEAD? Enjoy your movie. GOODBYE FRIEND gettyimages Thanks, you to0. 78722550
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  • 16
    Games - SPECIAL DOUBLE ISSUE COMING SOON... The First Waterpark for Policemen Only! FEATURING WISCONSIN'S TALLEST WATERSLIDE: INSANELY UNNECESSARY FORCE Sexiest Man e 's like with hat 1 es. I'm nd of dig DAMPCOPZ! WATER PARK&RESORT "A BRUTALLY FUN TIME!" Visit lampcopz.com for more info FB.COM/ALANWAGNERANDHISVIDS
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  • 17
    Text - HUP BLARG GUESS ITS TIME TO HIT THE pow SACK ZA5
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  • 18
    Photo caption - Billion dollar companies after planting 2 trees ETS FAN WES BURNING COM ritos Sup, I'm a superhero.
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  • 19
    Dog - cmon Angus you need your exercise HOLY FUCKING SHIT KID I NEED A GOD DAMN PIZZA
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  • 20
    Text - 41 mins Screenshots don't lie Screenshots don't lie O Like O Like Se Comment Sen Comment 0 2 They can easily be manipulated Are yo underwear clean 37m Like Reply 37m Like Reply Nah not these ones Nah not these ones 19m Like Reply 20m Like Reply GIF ( (O GIF C Write a comment... Write a comment...
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  • 21
    Text - 57 mins · My six year old brother doesn't believe in santa. Kid is too smart. He always told me super logically "that just doesnt make any sense". Well I got him a nintendo switch (and a couple other things) for christmas and when he opened the switch this morning he said "OK THAT PROVES IT, SANTA CLAUS IS REAL, BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR THIS" 8DO 30 3 Comments Haha Comment Send
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  • 22
    Text - City of Tulsa @cityoftulsagov Feb 2 OTuisa Parking We need to you to change your Twitter pic. The seal is protected by ordinance and copyright. 27 529 268 CityofTulsaParking @Tulsa_Parking Follow @cityoftulsagov how bout you suck my balls RETWEETS LIKES 1,170 1,612 8:08 PM - 2 Feb 2016
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  • 23
    Text - bloy @Bloy Met a really hot girl who was half japanese half philipino. Think i ruined it by constantly callin her a jalepeno. 4:28 AM · 11/28/09 Twitter Web Client bloy @Bloy update: we got married 7:31 PM 12/17/19 Twitter for iPhone
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  • 24
    Product - Nurse: sorry mam, I'm afraid your mother is terminally chill Daughter: omg.. Nurse: ya she sick af tbh @the.dank
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  • 25
    Sky - weird video format You can't play me. every video player I know, but he can. VLCMedia Player
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  • 26
    Dog breed - E OF AE i About this website SHARED.COM Animal Abusers Will Now Be Registered Like Sex Offenders WASH
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  • 27
    Hair - this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs Canadians HISTORY.COM
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  • 28
    Text - Lmao this makes me never wanna charge my phone ever again e TheHornyNun @tellthaworld I Need You Inside Me
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  • 29
    Cat - Nobody: Dad's photo gallery:
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  • 30
    Text - Me:I promise not to turn into a hotdog and travel across the universe tonight Me at 3 am: Feck Betasalmon
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  • 31
    Product - The "Last few minutes in a large lecture hall" Starter Pack 12 11 10 *zzzzzzzip* 8 4 "I still have 30 seconds left" *zzzzzzzzzzzip* *zzzzzzzzzip* Macbooks slamming shut These things fall and completely shatter
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  • 32
    Cylinder - Oh no! We're out of toilet paper! 600 LOLNEIN.com
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  • 33
    Photo caption - When your double-income, no-kids, lesbian aunts show up to unleash the gift reckoning on Christmas mematic.net harmlesslyobsessed Your experiences are not universal. But god I wish they were.
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  • 34
    Horse - Therapist: Ok so what's your earliest childhood memory? Me: Tank.Sinatra
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  • 35
    Adaptation - COME IN HERE AND SAY THAT AGAIN I'LL FUCK YR SHIT UP DRY BOY. LEG- HAVIN ASS LAND BITCH
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  • 36
    Organism - ADHD KIDS What so th What teachers think we do.
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  • 37
    Text - FB@DANK MEMEOLOGY Tiffany Alvord @TiffanyAlvord Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will". bauhausfanaccoun smack my @hyped_resonance titties W I will my parents still loved me
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  • 38
    Tank - When we Comrade are having of bouncy tenks The enemy is no of shoot Because they will do the looking ON THE GROUND
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  • 39
    Text - Minecraft Youtybers U.S. Government
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  • 40
    Facial expression - EVERYONE PUT YO HANDS Please sir, Think of the children! detty
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  • 41
    Product - Tired of watching your kid? Anchor them to the fucking ground Toddler Tamers Kindex No more dreaded glares from using toddler leashes! LEASHLESS ANKLE WEIGHT SYSTEM foddlerTamers 5 LB ToddlerTamers 5 LB Simply fill with woter, sand or syrupl Put the "weight" in "Wait right herel"
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  • 42
    Text - r/ AskReddit u/Skelguardian • 13h What are acceptable lies you can tell to your kids? 274 356 Share VIEW ALL SINGLE COMMENT THREAD mr_Tsavs • 9h When I was younger my dad told me that the titanic had a huge shipment of mayonnaise on board and that it sunk on the 5th of may. That's why we celebrate the sinko de mayo on May 5th. 533 Reply
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  • 43
    Text - hy bristophilefreak e ripbundy B Source: zackisontumblr zackisontumblr: i'm just kidding unless you're okay with what i just said 181,801 notes
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  • 44
    White - A LIVING BRANSON REESE EH, IT'S A LIVING! MY JOB IS TO STAND A URINAL AND GET A MAN COMES 8Y ONCE EVERY TWO WEEKS AND PAYS ME TO 00 TH IS! ONE TIME I ASKED NIM WHAT THE PURPOSsE OF MY JO8 IS AND HE SHOWED ME HIS GUN AND TOLD IN ON BY CAVEME N. PISSE D ME IT WAS NONE OF My FUCKING BUSINESS! THE GUN WAS A BIRD!
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  • 45
    Face - Venitta Bailey But wait, how can you name a dog Felix ae The poor thing Montag um 22:34 Gefällt mir 89. Antworten Keith Smith Well your parents named you venitta so Felix isn't that bad. Montag um 23:45· Gefällt mir nicht mehr 249· இி
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  • 46
    Text - YOU MATCHED WITH BECKY ON 13/05/2016 words cant even describe how beautiful you are 13 May 2016, 9:23 pm Ahh thank you e but numbers can 3/10 Sent
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  • 47
    Text - Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months." %3D
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  • 48
    White - QUICK! USE THAT JET FUEL TO MELT THE BEAMS! HELP! I'M TRAPPED UNDER THESE STEEL BEAMS! JET FUEL JET FUEL THEY'RE NOT MELTING. JET FUEL JET FUEL @MrLovenstein • MRLOVENSTEIN.COM
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  • 49
    Cartoon - WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS, PHIL WILL WAKE UP, HYAJOTI ZED TO BÉUEVE THE AUOIENCE IS ON FIRE. 3-2-1 HEH... НЕНЕНАНА... AAАН НАНАЦАНАААААА!! channelate.com НАНАНАНААА! PHIL? DADDY?
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  • 50
    Wildlife - MY SOCIOLOGY TEACHER ASKED ME WHAT THE LEADING CAUSE OF PEDOPHILIA WAS APPARENTLY "SEXY KIDS" WAS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER
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  • 51
    Chef - IF FROGS GO EXTINCT, YOU'LL' NOTICE. VISIT THE vancouver aquarium. FROGS FOREVER? EXHIBIT. vaquA Save the fucking frogs!
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  • 52
    Suit - When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them Ron Swanson
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  • 53
    Text - So You JUST DIG THROUGH THE SOIL, CONSUMING NUTRIENTS FROM DECAYING ORGANIC MATTER? THAT ACTUALLY MAKES A LOT OF SENSE. THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM
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  • 54
    Text - So I always go to this pizza place every Saturday and buy like 4 pizzas and the same guy always take order from me. There was a deal per pizza for 5 Euro, but I asked if that's the case anyways just to make sure. Turns out the deal is over but the guy said it's still 5 Euro only for you man. What a legend.
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  • 55
    Text - Sorry but I don't answer private numbers... Or numbers that I don't know... Or anyone, ever. Also, don't call me. Kat McSnatch
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